"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 01/28/2020 at 16:12 • Filed to: None

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CB > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/28/2020 at 16:20

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I hope it’s refrigerated. 

Chariotoflove > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/28/2020 at 16:22

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May have to skim the toy aisle for this one. Do they have a more expensive version for the 1 %-ers?  Because that could be a whole new market niche.

WilliamsSW > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/28/2020 at 16:28

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Thanks, but “milky innards” just isn’t my thing. 

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > WilliamsSW 01/28/2020 at 16:31

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but its so yumby

WilliamsSW > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 01/28/2020 at 16:35

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I do not want the a milk reward 

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > WilliamsSW 01/28/2020 at 16:38

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you will take the milk reward and you will like it damnit

Tekamul > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/28/2020 at 16:49

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W ith my rubik skillz, that's sure to end up "terrible cheese cube".

facw > CB 01/28/2020 at 17:15

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Ultra Pasteurization!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultra-high-temperature_processing  

Brian, The Life of > Tekamul 01/28/2020 at 17:18

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SAME

Discerning > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/28/2020 at 17:24

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The illustration of the milk drinker is nearly as ridiculous as the product itself.

The eyes, ears, and whatever is going on with that ha nd...

Urambo Tauro > CB 01/28/2020 at 17:57

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There’s enough coolant inside for 36 hours.

Goggles Pizzano > facw 01/28/2020 at 18:03

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Ha ve you tried the eggnog?

MM54 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/28/2020 at 20:22

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I don’t know where you come up with these but they’re fantastic.

It’s the sort of thing I wish I had on my desk at work to just wait for someone to notice. That said, I’m not sure anyone would; I’ve had one of those narrow white cardboard mailing boxes in the organizer on the corner of my desk with “Not Anthrax” written on the visible edge for well over a year now and have yet to have anyone mention it. It does not contain anthrax, as the label suggests .

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > MM54 01/28/2020 at 20:37

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Obvious Plant

RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/29/2020 at 00:50

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Ha, I’m pretty close to that pharmacy ... I’m sure the cube is long gone by now though.